Friday, August 7, 2009

Things you get to do when your kids are at sleepaway camp...

1. Watch The Forty Year Old Virgin at 7pm.
2. Play Green Day as loud as you want, any time you want.
3. Sleep until the very last minute before you have to get up and go to work.
4. Eat dinner sitting on the couch, watching TV.
5. Have control of the remote. What a concept.
6. Avoid all episodes of Hannah Montana and The Suite Life on Deck
7. Exercise, out of the house, at the same time as your spouse.
8. Date night. Enough said.
9. Enjoy the odd silence that is a lack of bickering between siblings.
10. Miss them, just a little. OK, a lot.

3 comments:

Lis said...

This sounds a whole lot like my life, without the spouse part. And okay, the exercising part. :)

I believe I'm on record, but The Suite Life is the WORST SHOW EVER!

Jane Elizabeth said...

The worst. Can't imagine two more annoying child actors. Would love to see where they are in 20 years!

Lis said...

And by my calculations, they are barely in puberty, and weren't at the beginning of the show, so WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH TEENAGE GIRLS? It's disgusting.